The Littlest Soapbox

August 11, 2010

Reason #235 I Love The Onion

Filed under: General Interest — mikecgannon @ 4:15 PM

Articles like this: Hillary Clinton Drags Taliban Leader’s Body Through Streets Of Kabul

Earlier in the day, Clinton had led a band of mercenaries through rugged mountain terrain to hunt down Jalil, whom the former senator eviscerated with a single stroke of her gleaming scimitar. U.S. soldiers marched alongside the triumphant, blood-soaked Clinton to the center of Kabul, where she ordered the Taliban leader’s gutted body be hung from the town’s tallest spire, where “all may behold it.”

Well-played, sirs, well-played.

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